The Peps-B Challenge

Hello all,

Got my first investment recommendation from MJ today. It took a while though as he wouldn't let me into his house for about an hour. Kept talking to me through his letterbox and asking for ID. Then, when he finally let me in, he proceeded to give me a lesson in stocks and shares, using today's Financial Times as a text book. Didn't understand any of it and I think he was offended by my stupidity as he then produced a copy of the Racing Post, opened it up and stabbed it with a knife. He then proceeded to circle the puncture with a pen over and over again before banging his head against it till the text and the ink circle was also printed on his head.
Shoving his forehead in my face, he told me to "Fucking bet on that cos it's a fucking loser like you" then disappeared out of the room. I took this as my signal to leave, but not before jotting down his sound financial advice..........

2:45 Hamilton - £3 layed on Willkandoo to lose.

Hello all,

Brian Peppers here. Some of you may already know of me, some of you may not, but that doesn't really matter. I may be an internet sensation, but does that really pay the bills? Not really.

I realise that my good looks will not last forever and the modelling work will dry up eventually; then where would I be? Hence I have set up my own pension plan......The Peps-B Challenge Plan.

I've recently got paid for a lucrative modelling assignment for a fetish magazine and decided to invest some of that money for my future. So I found myself a financial advisor in the local paper and he only lives in the council estate down the road, which is fantastic, as I can go see him any time.
He says he's actually retired, but is happy to help me for free as he just likes the company. After our initial chat I found we had a lot in common to chat about, so it's win win for me.

I promised him I wouldn't use his name in this blog as he doesn't want to be recognised, so I'll just be using his initials, MJ.
MJ will be recommending me investment opportunities on a daily basis that will increase my money by 2% a day, which he has informed me, will increase my initial £100 investment to over £1000 in 4 months time.

"Wow" I here you gasp. I'm sceptical myself, but I'm willing to trust MJ as I see some of myself in him. We'll soon see.........